There’s bad music. There’s very bad music. And then, in the winner’s circle of losing, there’s “Hard” by Will.I.Am, featuring Jennifer Lopez and Mick Jagger. This ish is ‘bad meets worse and goes out for Jager shots, after which they vomit’.
If you don’t have time to watch it, allow me to break it down:
0:13-LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
0:24- J.Lo’s voice <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
0:27- LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Is this Negro serious?
0:46- “I’ma go hard like ‘Liquid Swords’”…sir.
1:06- There are lies, there are damn lies and then there is “this beat is the sh!t/feces”. This beat is garbage. “Hard”. See what I did there?
1:20- How did J.Lo ever start singing in the first place? Like, ever? Why?
1:45- “You can get a demon/I’ma get Jesus”…this doesn’t even make sense. Who’s like “Son, I’m ’bout to go get my demons, wordlife”?
2:13- “I woke up in the mornin’/hard like morning wood in the mornin’”…does ASCAP revoke memberships? Is there a form I can fill out?
2:15- Will.I.Am is the worst rapper in the world. I hate him.
2:48- No shade, but this song may be the reason J.Lo and Marc Anthony got a divorce. Maybe it was all of her songs.
2:55- Oh sh!t. Mick Jagger. Son. Omg. Son. Is he going broke?
3:28-The beat changed and it’s like Jersey Shore in music form. The notes are pumping their fists.
3:30- Mick Jagger is rapping. I’m sad. I don’t want to listen to any more of this. This makes his remake of “Dancing In The Street” look like solid damned gold.
3:49- “Hard like geometry/and trigonometry”…I have turned the song off and The Beau is trying to convince me that I’m missing out on the best part. I really don’t think my soul can take anymore.
3:52- “This is craaaazy/psychology”….he dropped a Young Money bar.
This is all of them at their absolute worst. I have created this composite photo to illustrate that:
From left: Jagger in "Dancing In The Street", Will.I.Am being himself, J.Lo falling on stage
Seriously, this is one of the worst songs I’ve heard in a VERY long time. I am officially on #TeamFergie when it comes to this Black Eyed Peas split. Acutally, no. I’m#teamotherBlackdude and #teamJapaneseghost. I did not think Will.I.Am could go lower than “creamy milky cocoa puff” on “My Humps”, but so long as he draws breath, I guess it’s possible for him to out-wack himself. How much do I have to offer God to trade him for Michael Jackson?
I go hard, statues?!! – Will Ain’t
Mick Jagger doing his Young Money impression?
nah
I refused to click on the video because I’m having a hard enough time getting that ‘moves like Jagger’ song by Maroon 5 out of my head.
Every time I look at will.i.am I think ‘is this the guy who made “Behind the Front?” Then I cry
What… the… hell… was…. that?
I feel like my ears have been assaulted. I need to press charges for minutes of my life being stolen listening to that hot mess.
I’ve always admired Will.I.Am’s skin though
Flawless complexion!! Silly, I know.
This would a great song to listen too….when I’m a little too drunk to know what I’m actually listening to. And you know how you magically know the lyrics to a song at a club that you loathe. Yeah, that’s going to me with this song
and this joint is called “Hard” ??? QUE?
LOL @ y’all for clickin and listenin to that nonsense….
wait, the Navy Beans have split? and to think, they USED to be a relevant hip hop group, before the onslaught of the fergieone….
I’ll take their song with Macy Gray any day….