In perhapsably (new word, get familiar) the most random and should-be-viral video of all internet time, I decided to discuss Ghostface Killah’s seminal “Camay”. In my commitment to the story, I enact the joys and pain of one Juanita Cash-Hawkins as she is accosted in a bar by the notorious Wallabee connoisseur. This was not planned, nor scripted.
I did this for my people!
Sister Toldja





I don’t even know that song, and that was hilarious.
I too think there is a special place reserved in hell for the Resume Cats: the ones who come at you with a prepackaged list of about 25 “qualities” they then rattle off within 3 minutes of meeting you.
You are too funny, Toldja. For real, if anybody (namely men, some women—you know some women will wild out over a guy to his face) started on some “You sexy motherfucka, goddamn!” I’d leave the club. Maybe go home and just lie down. By myself.
Hey Sista,
Based on what I’ve read it seems like you have a strong interest in music among other things. Are you familiar w/ Brother Ali? I would think that you are familiar with him but you may not be. I believe he toured w/ Ghost last year. I think his stuff is BANANAS. If he talked about rims and bein in the VIP he’d be a household name. Let me know your thoughts.
Hey Toldja,
That joint right there is sooo Ghostface. Dude is extra descriptive and loves to point out his newly learned word of the day, LOL!
dead @ “heavy in these streets” lol