My legal counsel advised me to put this out there, just in case people choose to be silly. Yuck. The statements I make and have made on this blog about beating up or assassinating anyone, such as ignorant gentrifiers like Bed Stuy Banana, Fergie, 50 Cent, Bob Johnson, etc. are simply for entertainment purposes. I [...]

The week is over! Heyyy now! Un/fortunately- depending when you ask me- I have a full plate for the weekend as well. I’m tired. I’d so like to spend the next two days in the bed, crawling up only for occasional glasses of water. But what can I say, I’m trying to build my empire [...]