I can’t take the pressure much longer, somebody say a prayer….Newark goddamn!Next kid who touches the whip, I’ma drive you here myself. Some heathen children tried to break in to my car with a fork outside my job on Friday. Yes, you read that right. A fork. I miss the good old days that people [...]

You’ve come a looooong way, baby. I like to know who my enemies are and treat them as such. Had I been blogging in 2002, Ashanti would have made it rightly to “The Hate List”. She had every single strike in the world against her: she couldn’t really sing, she couldn’t really dance, she managed [...]