New feature: text message conversations between myself and my crazy friends. Chat with Sister Webby Sister Webby: All this time I thought Eve’s hook on “Tambourine” was sayin ‘get urself a ringtone’! I thought it was pretty wack so I never paid it any attn Sister Webby: Wait, what do pendulums and tambourines have to [...]

Oh, how I love three-day-weekends and OH, how they make returning to work so hard. I have accomplished NOTHING today. I’m just looking out of the window, watching the ashphalt grow. Thinking how we all look hand-me-down. I’m also dreaming of the foods I’ve been denying myself, which would be mainly the delcious ones. Don’t [...]